No Hard Feelings (eww) (2023)

Eww. This film made me feel icky. It feels like the kind of film that should've been made in like 1999 before we realised this kind of stuff is a bit problematic.

The film feels like it was written by a 55 year old man that wants to be down with the kids. Bloody helicopter parents am I right! God all these computers are ruining young lads, they can't even socialise or talk to a girl!

Alright so the plot of the movie is this- this loser geek nerd guy's parents decide to give a car to any girl that will date this pathetic man for a summer before he goes to uni so he can learn to get some pussy. No I'm not kidding.

Jennifer Lawrence says yeah ok I'll do it, but the loser doesn't know about this plan so goes to where he volunteers and hits on him, she gives him a lift home and he sprays her with mace because he thinks she is going to rape him. HAHAHA! Isn't it so funny that a guy could think a girl would be a threat? Sex crimes don't happen to men! How silly and funny and goofy.

Anyway, so then they date and she wants to fuck him but oh my god he's just such a loser he can't even do sex!

They go skinny dipping and Jennifer Lawrence fights people that steal their clothes completely naked. It's so weird.

Oh by the way, this film has Lawrence playing a 32 year old girl and the guy being like 17. Imagine if you swapped the genders in this film? There would be outrage, rightfully.

Anyway he finds out that his parents set this up and so kicks off but then they make up and the movie leaves it ambiguous as to if they couple up following this, the end.

The movie has a couple of decent jokes but for the most part just made me feel gross and I didn't laugh much at all.

Don't bother, 2/10.

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