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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Lokimania

 

I called this review Lokimania which I now realise may be misleading, given the distinct lack of Loki, but you needed reminding to watch Loki, or at least refresh your little mind.


This movie was the definition of MID in my opinion, more like bloody Ant Mid: QuantumMIDia. There was a couple of decent moments, one joke I enjoyed was at the end, but for the most part this movie is weirdly light on jokes.

Oh I'm just gonna spoil this by the way, it's like a 6/10, it's just a movie.

LITTLE ANT SPOILERS AHEAD

Alright so Modok was weird right? With his little bum and massive head? I don't think I liked it! But I think that was the point? I dunno, that all was weird and his death was weird.

Oh the one joke I liked was at the end when he was having this realisation like "wait is all this terrible stuff gonna happen... Nah it'll be fine". That was a good joke I liked it.

I am being so lazy with this review but the movie was lazy too, it was just a movie, like it left so little of an impression on me. Oh Bill Murray was there. Nice.

Sorry, like Marvel I kinda phoned this one in, I promise I'll go more hardcore next time, for my millions of readers.

Also Marvel bums in this phase: Thor's bum, Modoks bum. Keeping a tally now.

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