Dan Sees Everything

  Hahahahahaha what an absolutely insane movie! EVIL DIES TONIGHT! Alright so I loved the balls on this thing, it's definitely not amazing, but it has a proper good go of it. We spend most the movie with this absolute edgelord who I adored, he and Michael Myers become mates and do a murder together, I WISH more of the movie was them two killing people with "I CANT SEE ME LOVING NOBODY BUT YOU!" in the background. That would have been art. Instead Michael Myers is basically not in this at all, until the end when we have a super weird and underwhelming fight with Laurie Strode and then gets thrown in a meat grinder like a Muppet. Oh, spoilers, whoops. Edgelord dies too, I was so gutted, evil really did die tonight. They should've just committed and had him become the new Michael! I think the writer or director or both wanted to do that but the studio was like nah no way don't do that. Oh my god there was one bit where Michael and Edgelord killed someone, then the sc...

  Don't Worry Darling, what a truly bizarre cinematic experience. I won't go into the off screen stuff because it's confusing and involves spit and I think Shia Labouf (is that how you spell it? That looks wrong... I'm not googling it) is involved. But the madness isn't purely off screen. Don't Worry Darling is the most mixed of bags. Florence Pugh is so good, that needs to be said off the bat, she carries this movie. Harry Styles isn't as horrific as the internet made out, but he's not great either. He does his best I'll say that. Chris Pine is really good in this, I loved seeing him portray this somewhat sinister guy, don't get a lot of Pine playing a baddie. I'd actually recommend seeing this, it makes ya think and it's certainly not boring, but I also won't sit here and say it's a masterpiece. Don't Even Worry About It Mate, Everything's Fine and Normal is like a 6/10? I think? DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT SPOILERS MATE ...