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Halloween's Bloody Over! (2022)

 


Hahahahahaha what an absolutely insane movie! EVIL DIES TONIGHT!

Alright so I loved the balls on this thing, it's definitely not amazing, but it has a proper good go of it.

We spend most the movie with this absolute edgelord who I adored, he and Michael Myers become mates and do a murder together, I WISH more of the movie was them two killing people with "I CANT SEE ME LOVING NOBODY BUT YOU!" in the background. That would have been art.

Instead Michael Myers is basically not in this at all, until the end when we have a super weird and underwhelming fight with Laurie Strode and then gets thrown in a meat grinder like a Muppet.

Oh, spoilers, whoops.

Edgelord dies too, I was so gutted, evil really did die tonight.

They should've just committed and had him become the new Michael! I think the writer or director or both wanted to do that but the studio was like nah no way don't do that.

Oh my god there was one bit where Michael and Edgelord killed someone, then the scene after had Edgelord on his motorbike and I thought Michael was going to be on the back holding on to him that would've been so fucking funny!

It's not great, but it's entertaining and honestly Halloween Ends was just so silly! So so silly! It's like a bloody 3/10 but if you want a horror movie that'll make you laugh it's 10/10.

EVIL DIES TONIGHT!

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